1. “Men are not to be trusted”
He told you to marry him and the next week you got his wedding invite abi? We’ve all seen that one.
2. “Boys are stinky”
You think you smell perfume but all all you smell is lies.
5. “If you die on top of a boy, he’ll bring a girl to your funeral”
You thought your mum was saying rubbish, now can you see for yourself?